I sit here, exhausted after maybe 4 hours of sleep from a night of hanging out with friends and sub-sequentially being restless and not sleeping properly. I finally had managed to nod off, when about an hour later I get interrupted by someone using a chainsaw, or something equally as loud, right by my window, and all I can think to myself is: “Why the hell are you doing this at 7am? Why, you douche, why?”
Why is it that people feel the need to do all these projects that require obscenely loud machinery to complete at a time so early that the majority of people are still sleeping? Do you want to be known as “that guy who’s always mowing his lawn at 6am” or “the neighbor with the chainsaw that he incessantly cuts trees with” or even “the leaf blower guy… the goddamn leaf blower guy.” It’s obnoxious and a huge pain in everyone’s ass. Especially when it happens on days where someone is actually able to sleep in for once, you bastards.
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